Forbes – “Twitter Board Adopts Poison Pill To Fend Off Elon Musk’s Takeover Bid”
Don’t you just hate it when a proprietor refuses to let you buy something at fair market price or above?
MarketWatch – “What’s open on Easter?”
The safe answer would be the Southern Border.
CTV News Montreal – “Quebec health ministry accidentally tweets link to adult video instead of COVID-19 portal”
There are no accidents.
The Hill – “John Legend issues endorsements in half a dozen DA races across the country”
I felt nothing disturbing in the electorate, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out with a singular “meh” and immediately moved on to picking their collective noses. I feel nothing Legendary has happened.
Political Wire – “Politicians Poll Poorly on the Pandemic”
To be fair, they poll poorly on everything else too.
Des Moines Register – “Iowa state senator Tony Bisignano embroiled in legal fight over 'buxom barmaid' of the 1950s”
I mean, who among us haven’t been in this situation?
The Manila Times – “CIA: Putin might use nuclear weapon”
He might also take a rocket ship to the ISS. Thanks for the usual ground breaking expert analysis, CIA.
The Independent – “Easter Egg Roll returns after 2-year, COVID-induced hiatus”
I kid you not: The lead headline picture is Joe, Jill, and the Easter Bunny…..all three masked up.
Red State – “Joe Biden Shakes Hands With Thin Air and Generally Insults Everyone's Intelligence”
In Defense of the 46th POTUS:
a) Not many folks at that event worth shaking hands with, and
b) Not much intelligence to insult at said event
Daily Caller – “Psaki Says Kamala Harris Was Maskless Because She’s ‘Human’”
Debatable on more than one level.
