CNN – “Warren: Democrats will lose 2022 midterms if we don't deliver more”
Wait, so now Pocahontas is pro-life?
Toronto.com – “Drive-by shooting that seriously injured 5 men outside Scarborough mosque not hate motivated, say police”
…Rather, this particular drive-by shooting was done out of love, like so many others.
amny – “Fans toss beer cans, garbage at Guardians after Yankees walk-off win”
Did anyone else not notice that Cleveland changed the name of its baseball team?
WSMV4-Nashville – “Woman falls headfirst into vault toilet trying to retrieve cell phone, rescuers say”
Reminds me of “The Worst Toilet In Scotland” scene from Trainspotting (click on link for an idea).
Breitbart – “Florida Sheriff Says Homeowners Can Save Taxpayers Money by Shooting Intruders”
Sheriff Bob Johnson is my spirit guru, and he should be yours too.
USA Today – “Colorado man dies after setting himself on fire in front of Supreme Court, police say”
If I were the editor, I would have insisted on an additional qualifier up front: “Not to be outdone by that attention whore Florida Man….”
Politicus USA – “Photos Show Madison Cawthorn Partying In Women’s Lingerie”
Madison Cawthorn is the Mrs. Doubtfire of J. Edgar Hoovers.
CNBC – “CNN+ will shut down April 30, just one month after launch”
To their credit, the average lifespan of the common housefly is also 30 days. Then again, it doesn’t take $300 million dollars to keep the insect alive that long.
Red State – “Nicolle Wallace Accuses DeSantis Of Using ‘Dehumanization’ As A Tactic — Just Like The Russian Soldiers Who Rape Children”
Ms. Wallace is the undisputed world heavyweight champion of hyperbole.
Townhall – “Ibram X. Kendi Claims Republican Party is the 'Party of White Supremacy'”
A non-exhaustive list of people who would like to have a word with Mr. Kendi:
Clarence Thomas
Thomas Sowell
Condoleezza Rice
Ben Carson
Larry Elder
Herschel Walker
Alveda King
Candace Owens
Edward Brooke
Wilt Chamberlain
Rosey Grier
Allen West
Frederick Douglas
Stacey Dash
Angela McGlowan
Herman Cain
Jesse Owens
Don King
Allen Keyes
Lester Holt
