April 24, 2022

Culper's Quick Takes: April 24th, 2022 Edition

Culper's Quick Takes: April 24th, 2022 Edition

CNN – “Warren: Democrats will lose 2022 midterms if we don't deliver more

Wait, so now Pocahontas is pro-life?

 

Toronto.com – “Drive-by shooting that seriously injured 5 men outside Scarborough mosque not hate motivated, say police

…Rather, this particular drive-by shooting was done out of love, like so many others.

 

amny – “Fans toss beer cans, garbage at Guardians after Yankees walk-off win

Did anyone else not notice that Cleveland changed the name of its baseball team?

 

WSMV4-Nashville – “Woman falls headfirst into vault toilet trying to retrieve cell phone, rescuers say

Reminds me of “The Worst Toilet In Scotland” scene from Trainspotting (click on link for an idea).

 

Breitbart – “Florida Sheriff Says Homeowners Can Save Taxpayers Money by Shooting Intruders

Sheriff Bob Johnson is my spirit guru, and he should be yours too.

 

USA Today – “Colorado man dies after setting himself on fire in front of Supreme Court, police say

If I were the editor, I would have insisted on an additional qualifier up front: “Not to be outdone by that attention whore Florida Man….

 

Politicus USA – “Photos Show Madison Cawthorn Partying In Women’s Lingerie

Madison Cawthorn is the Mrs. Doubtfire of J. Edgar Hoovers.

 

CNBC – “CNN+ will shut down April 30, just one month after launch

To their credit, the average lifespan of the common housefly is also 30 days. Then again, it doesn’t take $300 million dollars to keep the insect alive that long.

 

Red State – “Nicolle Wallace Accuses DeSantis Of Using ‘Dehumanization’ As A Tactic — Just Like The Russian Soldiers Who Rape Children

Ms. Wallace is the undisputed world heavyweight champion of hyperbole.

 

Townhall – “Ibram X. Kendi Claims Republican Party is the 'Party of White Supremacy'

A non-exhaustive list of people who would like to have a word with Mr. Kendi:

Clarence Thomas

Thomas Sowell

Condoleezza Rice

Ben Carson

Larry Elder

Herschel Walker

Alveda King

Candace Owens

Edward Brooke

Wilt Chamberlain

Rosey Grier

Allen West

Frederick Douglas

Stacey Dash

Angela McGlowan

Herman Cain

Jesse Owens

Don King

Allen Keyes

Lester Holt