US News - Stingray With No Male Companion Is Pregnant
Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare yourselves for Stingray Jesus.
Fox News - Man busted for stealing ammo and bacon from East Freedom Walmart
This is just about the perfect headline. Someone retrieve this guy's crown.
Daily Star - Warring Mexican cartels 'wiping tourists off face of earth' as they move into resorts
Those cowardly bitches waited until Josh's trip was complete.
US News - Caught at Border With Pythons in His Pants, Man Fined and Sentenced to Probation
"Uh...that one isn't a python, officer."
Study Finds - Why the six-pack abs are not a marker of a fit body and only developing them may harm your heart
Josh and Roger marked "safe" from this phenomenon.
Miami Herald - How a migrant influx is causing tensions in one of the most Hispanic cities in the U.S.
Surprising for some since obviously, all Hispanics are the same (just ask a Colombian what they think about Venezuelans). Just like all whites are the same (just ask the French what they think about Germans). Just like all blacks are the same (just ask a Hutu what they think about Tutsis). Just like all Asians are the same (just ask the Japanese what they think about Koreans).
New York Post - Excessively farting passenger forces American Airlines flight to turn around
Epic. Just think how pungent this king's farts had to be to overcome those filtration systems!
DNYUZ - The Spy War: How the C.I.A. Secretly Helps Ukraine Fight Putin
Judging by their 45-year track record in Iran, this should be a slam dunk!
News Nation - ‘Mansplaining’: Stranger gives unsolicited golf advice to PGA golfer at driving range
Fox 10 Phoenix - Florida man sues Dunkin' after toilet explosion douses him in feces and urine, lawsuit says
If it were just feces, this suit would have no standing.
