Winnipeg Free Press - "Serbia could become ‘pariah’ over Kosovo, president warns"
Brother, that shipped sailed in 1992.
The Daily Caller - "Topless, Shoeless Woman Breaks Into Church And Destroys Jesus Statue"
When they told her to find Jesus, she took it completely out of context.
Mirror - "Harrison Ford says Helen Mirren is "still sexy" years after first playing love interests"
Sky News - "Whisky's ingredients can help keep skin healthy, according to breakthrough study"
And now y'all know the secret behind C3's soft, supple, and youthful complexions.
CNN - "12 squirrel monkeys have been stolen from a zoo in Louisiana, officials say"
Sounds like the script for a movie that doesn't end well.
The Sun - "Scientists inject fish with alligator DNA to create mutant creatures that live longer"
Again, seems like this could end badly.
NBC San Diego - "The Great Escape: Red Panda Breaks Out of San Diego Zoo Enclosure"
I'm starting to warm to Panda Bears after reading this news. Enjoy your freedom, Little Guy.
CNN - "Wildlife camera accidentally captures hundreds of adorable ‘bear selfies’"
Yep, they're moving up on the list of animals I like. Little Guy gets out and immediately starts trolling.
NBC News - "Greedy bear snatches Chick-fil-A off front porch"
And then snatches some Lords Chicken. Someone should make a monument to this Little Guy.
ABC News - "NASA orbiter captures image of a bear's face on Mars"
From our lips to God's ears.
