Every week or so, we'll take 10 or so headlines and give y'all some quick, single sentence takes. Here's the inaugural edition dated 28 December 2021:
CNN – “Fauci says CDC cut isolation time so people return to work faster”
This didn’t have anything to do with the airline companies begging the administration for shorter isolation times, did it?
Washington Times – “Democrats urge Biden to cancel student debt as administration extends payment deadline”
Liberal Arts majors will be chanting, “Let’s Go Brandon” lickety-split.
UPI – “Biden lifts omicron-related restrictions on travelers from southern Africa”
Who placed these racist restrictions in the first place?
The Hill – “The Constitution isn't working”
Ya’ think?
Talking Points Memo – “Another Rally Was Planned for January 6”
They’re sounding more and more like QAnon.
Sydney Morning Herald – “Prince Andrew says sex abuse case should be scrapped as accuser lives in Australia”
I miss when the Prince who sang about Red Corvettes was in the news instead of this sick pedo.
Salon – “2021's most despicable villains: Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema”
My God, how these people love to eat their own.
The Washington Post – “Men across America are getting vasectomies ‘as an act of love’”
Darwinism never sleeps.
Alternet – “'If it ain't broke don't fix it': Critics slam The View's struggle to find a permanent replacement for Meghan McCain”
WTF is a ‘The View’?
The Daily Caller – “MSNBC’s Nicolle Wallace Says She’s A ‘Groupie’ For Dr. Fauci”
Cringe Level: 50 Megaton Jedi Master.
