The Hill – “Connecticut asks nursing homes to accept hospital transfers with COVID-19”
Because that worked out so well last time.
National Review – “Record-Setting Transgender Swimmer Bested in Meet by Another Transgender Swimmer”
Farewell, Title IX.
The Hill – “Adams says Democratic Party has to be 'radically practical' in midterms”
This headline is listed as a reference under “OXYMORON” in the Oxford English Dictionary.
Yahoo News – “Blinken: US, Russia won't see any breakthroughs 'in the coming week'”
The burden of low expectations.
Agence France-Presse – “Women’s camel beauty contest makes debut in Saudi Arabia”
We’re just gonna leave this right here.
Reuters – “Dissident Iranian poet dies after catching COVID in prison twice”
Obviously it was because he was unvaxxed.
The Federalist – “Echoing Jimmy Carter, Kamala Harris Cites ‘Malaise’ As Drag On Country”
Kamala Harris couldn’t carry Jimmy Carter’s peanut bag.
News24 – “'I am not a virus,' insists Indian man named Kovid”
Agent Smith from The Matrix might disagree.
USA Today – “Fresca with a kick: Coca-Cola launching alcoholic version of soft drink”
Sorority girls, soccer moms, and Karens worldwide unite in rejoicing the next coming of White Claw
The Guardian – “Record number of Yellowstone wolves shot after roaming outside park”
Spoiler alert for the plot of Season 5, Episode 1.
