Japan Inside – “49% Of Japanese Companies Have An “Old Man Who Does Nothing” According To A Survey”
This article reads like a recruiting flyer for the Warrant Officer Corps
Daily Star – “Simone Biles offered coloring book on flight home from Washington”
Elite athletes get all the cool perks.
International Business Times – “Tucker Carlson and Kid Rock Talk About ‘Testicle Tanning’”
Maybe finally we can have a serious, in-depth conversation on this legitimate topic.
UPI – “Loose pig visits Illinois high school”
Who let J.B. Pritzker out of the governor’s mansion again?
The Intercept – “Amazon Admits Giving Ring Camera Footage to Police With a Warrant or Consent”
We’ll never understand why all these morons willingly pay for a built-in government surveillance system literally inside their homes.
Breitbart – “Hunter Biden: Jill Biden Is a ‘Selfish Silly Entitled C*nt’”
What do they say about a broken sun dial?
Fox News – “Sen. Elizabeth Warren blasted for attacking crisis pregnancy centers: 'It's evil'”
Step 1: Label it as evil.
Reuters – “Last maternity clinic in Ukraine-controlled Donbas a lifeline as war closes in”
Step 2: Bomb the ever-loving sh** out of the evil thing.
Townhall – “The Latest Fauci Contradiction on Vaccine Transmission Will Leave You Scratching Your Head”
It all makes sense now – A side effect of covid is itchy scalp.
The Hill – “Why sharks aren’t out to get you”
