Glamour – “Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Had a ‘Gutteral’ Reaction to the Loss of Roe v. Wade”
The Hill – “Taco Bell unveils Big Cheez-It Tostada and Crunchwrap Supreme”
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.”
-Dr. Ian Malcolm
Market Watch – “Germany to restart coal plants”
Anyone remember this scene at the UN in 2018?
New York Post – “Vegan burger hyped for tasting like ‘human meat’ wins award”
Metro – “Prince Charles accepting bags of cash for his charities ‘won’t happen again’”
D.B. Cooper said the same exact thing.
Entertainment Weekly – “Anderson Cooper says seeing a young Richard Gere shirtless helped him realize he's gay”
Wait. Who are we talking about here?
New York Post – “Bed Bath & Beyond CEO is pushed out as sales plummet”
Times are tough. Folks are sleeping less, taking fewer baths, and seeing less Buzz Lightyear.
Fox News – “Megan Fox says she and Machine Gun Kelly drink each other’s blood ‘for ritual purposes’”
Those crazy kids. I guess as long as it's for ritual purposes....
Press Democrat – “Millions of Californians to get up to $1,050 in 'inflation relief'”
KUSI News – “U.S. Navy releases LGBTQ+ video providing directions on how to use correct pronouns”
The Village People were prophets.
