The Federalist – “Mitt Romney Just Voted To Keep Masking Two-Year-Olds”
On a planet populated with only Dan Crenshaw and Liz Cheney clones, this guy is Emperor John McCain.
Political Wire – “Afghanistan’s Last Finance Minister Now an Uber Driver”
Guarantee this dude is underqualified.
CNN – “Maryland lawmakers move to ban veterinarians from declawing cats”
Short those cat scratch post stocks immediately (this is not financial advice)!
Salon – “Firing-squad executions approved for South Carolina”
Gangster af.
Road and Track – “Here's the GMC Hummer EV's Crab Walk in Action in Traffic”
This is exactly what we need: Vehicles that move in irregular directions on the highways.
Reuters – “Kremlin calls Biden irritable and forgetful, says he insulted Putin”
It all checks out on this end.
PBS News Hour – “House passes CROWN Act, a bill that outlaws discrimination based on hair”
Wasn’t aware there was a whole lot of discrimination based on hair, but sure am glad our lawmakers are focused on important issues like these.
Gizmodo – “MIT's Robotic Cheetah Taught Itself How to Run and Set a New Speed Record in the Process”
Do they want to live that episode of Black Mirror? Because this is how you start the process.
Washington Times – “Pete Davidson skipping ride to space on Jeff Bezos rocket”
Chicken.
Daily Caller – “Rep. Stephanie Murphy Flames Party For Promising ‘Rainbows And Unicorns”
But what if we wanted unicorns and rainbows?
