Route-Fifty – “6 Democratic Governors Push For Federal Gas Tax Holiday”
Hell hath frozen over.
Associated Press – “Dems drop COVID-19 funds, clear way for OK of Ukraine aid”
Covid-19 is officially over.
Axios – “Giant Spiders Expected to Drop from Sky Across the East Coast this Spring”
Be honest, did anyone have this on their 2022 bingo card?
The Independent – “55 Tons of Lettuce Fed to Florida's Starving Manatees”
On Luke’s list of worthless animals, Manatees are right up there with Pandas.
LADBible – “Japan's 'Killing Stone', Said To Contain A 1,000-Year-Old Demon, Has Split In Half”
Now this was on some of y’all’s bingo cards, right?
The Wall Street Journal – “Domestic Drilling Won’t Fix Rising Oil Prices, White House Adviser Says”
Depends on one’s definition of “fix,” I suppose.
Daily Star – “Russians queue for final McDonald's as they close amid backlash over Ukraine war”
If you haven’t heard the term “No-Fry Zone” yet, you’re probably living under a rock.
MY Northwest – “Stacey Abrams qualifies for 2022 run for governor in Georgia”
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you The Incumbent.
National Post – “Twin lions fleeing Ukraine war arrive at Belgian refuge”
As a reward for their bravery, we propose the refugee lions be put in with the Pandas and/or Manatees.
The Daily Caller – “Kamala Harris Tells Everyone To ‘Imagine A Future’ With Vehicles That Produce ‘Zero Emissions’"
It’s more fun to instead imagine a future wherein unicorn farts power the world.
