AP – “US ‘vulnerable’ to COVID without new shots”
Translation: Pfizer and Moderna have serious booster surplus issues.
NPR – “GOP leadership has enabled white nationalism, Liz Cheney says”
It’s widely accepted best practice to discount everything preceding “Liz Cheney says.”
The Ohio Star – “The Biden Admin Is Using a ‘Backdoor’ to Force Through Green New Deal Reforms”
I don’t know about y’all, but I’ve had just about enough of the Biden Admin forcing things through my back door.
The Hill – “Fauci says he would not serve under Trump again”
Honestly can’t imagine a more glowing endorsement.
Long term goals. #hardertokill
Washington Examiner – “Florida church to hold 'pride conference' with drag show for high schoolers”
That’s not a church.
San Diego Union Tribune – “Serbia’s capital Belgrade paralyzed by numerous bomb threats”
Might want to keep an eye on this. World Wars have a history of starting in the Balkans.
SFGate – “Hawaii is waging war on 'aggressive' feral chickens. The chickens are winning.”
Replace the word “Hawaii” with “US Military” and “chickens” with “Afghans,” and I’ve been there, brother.
National Post – “Biden approves redeployment of some ground troops to Somalia”
He obviously wants his own 1993 Bill Clinton moment.
Washington Post – “George Washington University needs a new name”
And the award for least self-aware op-ed of the year goes to….The WASHINGTON Post.
Daily Caller – “Karine Jean-Pierre Appeared To Dodge When Peter Doocy Asked How Raising Corporate Taxes Lowers Inflation”
What’s the over/under on the amount of time it takes before Doocy is labeled a racist?
The Guardian – “Hackers can unlock, steal your vehicles, NCC warns Nigerians”
Those sons of princes went and learned how to cyber.
Gateway Pundit – “Senior Engineer Lashes Out at Elon Musk, Admits “Twitter Does Not Believe in Free Speech,” – ‘We Are All Commie as F*ck’”
All due respect to James O’Keefe and Project Veritas, but we didn’t need a sting operation to know this.
Forbes – “McDonald’s Says It’s Exiting Russia After More Than 30 Years”
Headline next year: “Russia records steep decline in rates of obesity and diabetes mellitus, but alcoholism rates remain steady.”
Study Finds – “Three’s a crowd: Having more than 2 kids linked to weaker brain function”
Look, all I’m saying is that Einstein developed the Theory of General Relativity before the birth of his third child. And there’s Josh. And Russell. As far as I’m concerned; case closed.
