Toronto Star – “Andy Fletcher, Depeche Mode co-founder and keyboardist, dies at 60”
We will all Enjoy the Silence.
MY Northwest – “Hacked Brazil airport screens show porn to travelers”
It’s Brazil. There was no hack.
Reuters – “'Fun and Tasty' among possible names for McDonald's Russian successor”
Oddly enough, many Moscow brothels share the same name.
Deutsche Welle – “Blinken warns China threat greater than Russia long term”
Good to see Blinken finally embracing Trump’s foreign policy platform.
Washington Examiner – “Biden says Second Amendment 'not absolute' at police executive order signing”
According to Joe, no Amendment is absolute. His words. That includes the 13th. Right, Joe?
KCBS Radio – “San Francisco schools to eliminate 'chief' from job titles in response to community 'concerns'”
The US Army Warrant Officer Corps collectively takes a horrified gasp.
Hot Air – “Herschel Walker: I've never heard Trump say the election was stolen”
Sometimes it's tough to hear out of those ear holes.
Political Wire – “Meadows Burned Papers After Meeting with GOP Lawmaker”
So he rolled a joint smoked a little weed after meeting with slimy politicians. Walk a mile in his shoes.
Washington Times – “Michael Moore demands end to Second Amendment”
Michael Moore should know a thing or two about trimming a little fat off things. But casual observation shows he doesn’t.
The Star – “One in five U.S. adults have long COVID symptoms”
We know that correlation does not mean causation, but 2 in 5 U.S. adults are obese. Just sayin’. #hardertokill
